If I Speak

If I speak before I know what I speak
Where does that take me when done?
Where does that lead me in the end
and what does it make me look like to others?

Do I know what I mean without meaning?
Who really listens to such things?
Does it make me feel better or worse?
Will I be respected or disrespected?

If I put the cart before the horse
What direction does that take me?
How will I explain myself
and tip toe around my arrogance?

If I ask you a question do I know the answer?
Do I need to ask with presumptions?
Standing on soapboxes can be slippery
Especially when I have no idea

If I leap I look down
If I drink I make sure it’s pleasant to my tongue
Ignorance is bliss, or is it?
Not if my true intentions are hurtful.

And I...

A chill was there the breeze crept in
The open door slammed back and forth
Leaves rushed in across the floor
And I just sit here staring

Lightning flashed and thunder roared
The rain uninvited through my door
Dancing, rain dancing with the wind
And I just sit here staring

Flickered lights to darkened home
The power hushed has fled in fear
Blackened in no light to spare
And I just sit here staring

The stormy sounds like lions roar
Stampeding rhythm of beating heart
Trembling hands fight off the dark
And I just sit here staring

Time creeps by the sun peeks out
The winds they hide and seek no more
I finally rise to shut the door
And I just stand here staring.

My Everything

You are the stars that's in my sky,
the twinkle in my eye.
My thought throughout my day,
the path that leads my way.

The test that stood the time,
my rhythm and the rhyme.
Much love that's always true,
and violets always blue.

You are my symphony,
my chorus that I sing.
My love, my life, my dream,
my everything.

The Toy Box

By Steve Conley

Scripture: Genesis 12:1-4, 13:5-7, 13:8

Props: Bible

Cast: Two actors

(Actor 1 is already on stage. Actor 2 runs on stage, turns to look off stage and shouts...)

Actor 2: That’s fine! I don’t care what you think!

Actor 1: Wow, what’s wrong with you?

Actor 2: Ah, you wouldn’t understand.

Actor 1: I might. Try me.

Actor 2: It’s my brother. He thinks he has to have all of his stuff lying around! Well, I’ve got news for him. I have stuff too!

Actor 1: So you and your brother are arguing?

Actor 2: Yes, and now our sisters are fussing about it also. One is on his side and the other is on my side. It’s all one big mess!

Actor 1: So what is it all about?

Actor 2: Me and my brother share a bedroom. I have one side and he has the other. He keeps on piling all his stuff on my side. I have my own stuff and my space is my space. There is no room for all of his junk!

Actor 1: This reminds me of Abram and Lot.

Actor 2: You better believe a lot. A lot more then some ole broom is going to take care of.

Actor 1: I said Abram and Lot. Abram, later known as Abraham? You know, the ancestor of God’s people? Remember Abraham from the Old Testament?

Actor 2: Yes I remember him. Who’s the other guy?

Actor 1: Lot is his name and he was Abram’s nephew.

Actor 2: Ok, I’ve got it now. Why does all of this remind you of them.

Actor 1: Let me read you something from Genesis 12: 1 - 4. (read the scripture)

Actor 2: Wow, a great nation, blessings and all of that stuff.

Actor 1: Yes God blessed him very much. But because Lot was with Abram he was also blessed. Let me read this from Genesis 13: 5 - 7. (read scripture)

Actor 2: See that’s just what I mean. All of that stuff that Lot had just got in the way of Abram’s stuff. That’s what I’m talking about! So what did Abram do? Did he give him the ole one two punch?

Actor 1: No!

Actor 2: I know he kicked him out of the house!

Actor 1: No, not exactly!

Actor 2: Well what then?

Actor 1: Here’s what he did. It say’s in Genesis 13: 8 (read scripture)

Actor 2: What? No fighting?

Actor 1: No, no fighting. Both Abram and Lot knew that fighting was wrong. They knew that God is not pleased when we argue and fight. When we choose others first, it pleases God. They talked and worked out the problem.

Actor 2: Your right. I know God doesn’t want us to act that way. We need to sit down and work out a solution.

Actor 1: How about a toy box?

Actor 2: A what?

Actor 1: A toy box. It’s a big box that you put your toys in or any other stuff you have laying around.

Actor 2: Wow, that’s a great idea. I’ve never heard of that before. Did you just think of that? You’re a genius! That’s amazing! You know you should market that. He will love that idea.....

(Actor 1 just walks off while Actor 2 continues to ramble on...)

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Famous Last Words

By Steve Conley

Scripture: John 19:30 NIV

Cast: 2 Actors.

(Actor 1 is pacing back and forth with paper and pencil in hand.)

Actor 1: (Speaking to himself) The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and, in many cases, humor. Many of these people helped to form our world as we know it. They were great leaders, great speakers, great writers and some made a great sacrifice for mankind…

(Actor 2 enters.)

Actor 2: Preparing for you speech huh?

Actor 1: Yes, but I’m not sure if I’ve got the real… you know… the “reach out and grab ya” I need.

Actor 2: So what is your speech about?

Actor 1: Famous last words.

Actor 2: So, I take you are speaking about famous last…

Actor 1: Yeah, famous last words!

Actor 2: Would that be famous last words of famous people?

Actor 1: Well, I guess… well, yeah in order for them to be famous last words I guess it would have to come from famous people.

Actor 2: So what do you have so far?

Actor 1: (Clears throat) J.M. Barrie, the author of Peter Pan said, “I can’t sleep” just before his death. This statement is true but some you may never hear about. Such as, “Hey Bubba, watch this!” or, “I drank what?”

Actor 2: (Laughing) I like that. Hit them with humor!

Actor 1: Yeah, I’ve got the humor part covered but I need a good ending. No pun intended!

Actor 2: Well, what ending do you have?

Actor 1: Here’s what I have. Now I shall go to sleep – Lord Bryon.

Actor 2: That’s it?

Actor 1: I told you!

Actor 2: Why don’t you speak about forgiveness? Like forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing…

Actor 1: What? Actor 2, my speech is about famous last words. Not forgiveness!! Stay on topic please!

Actor 2: I am on topic. I’m talking about the famous last words of…

Actor 1: …of who? I’ve got the list right here! I don’t see anything about forgiveness! Topic please!

Actor 2: My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

Actor 1: Hey, calm down. I’ll tell you why. Because this is what they asked me to speak on that’s why!

Actor 2: No, that’s the famous last words of…

Actor 1: Actor 2! Of who? I’ve got the list right here! I don’t see anything about forsaken! Again, topic please!

Actor 2: How about I am thirsty?

Actor 1: (Gives a funny look) Okay, if you’re thirsty go get you a drink.

Actor 2: No! Not me!

Actor 1: Well thanks, but I’m not thirsty!

Actor 2: That’s what Jesus said!

Actor 1: (Gives a funny look) Are you ok? Remember my speech? Famous last words?

Actor 2: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!! Why don’t you use the famous last words of Jesus?!?!

Actor 1: You know, I never thought of that. So what did he say?

Actor 2: Again, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you silly!

Actor 1: Forgive them, why, I’m thirsty?

Actor 2: Yes, read it for yourself.

(Actor 2 hands Actor 1 the Bible)

Actor 1: (Reading from the Bible) When He had received the drink, Jesus said, ‘It is finished.’ With that, He bowed His head and gave up His spirit.

Actor 2: It was for the forgiveness of sins, that’s why… for the thirsty.

(Actor 1 writes as he says…)

Actor 1: The greatest words ever uttered by the greatest man that ever lived. “It is finished.” – Jesus

(Lights go dark. They exit)

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The Sheep and the Goats

By Steve Conley

Scripture: Matthew 25:31-46

Props: Bible, chair, trunk, crown, globe or map, signs (see below), TV dinner box, can of soda, jacket and bandage.

Cast: Two actors

Actor 1: Good afternoon everyone.  We would like to demonstrate to you Matthew 25:31-46, The Sheep and the Goats.

Actor 2: How are we going to do that?

Actor 1: We are going to act out the scripture.

Actor 2: WE are?

Actor 1: Well, let me clarify. I’m going to read the scripture and you are going to act it out.

Actor 2: How come you get to read and I have to act it out?

Actor 1: Because you are so strong and in shape and I just don’t know if I can do all of the manly stuff.

At this point Actor 2 comes forward and flexes his muscles while Actor 1 steps behind Actor 2 and to the side and laughs behind Actor 2’s back.

Actor 2: You know I suppose you are right.

Actor 1: Yes, of course. Here are all your props you will need to act everything out. (Points to the trunk behind them)

Actor 2: Ok, I’m ready.

Actor 1: I’ll stand over here and read the scripture.

Actor 2: Ok, take it away.

Actor 1: 31"When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his throne in heavenly glory.

(Actor 2 get a folding chair and sets it in the center of the stage. He grabs a crown from the trunk and places it on the chair.)

Actor 1: 32All the nations will be gathered before him,

(Actor 2 grabs a globe or map of the world from the trunk and places it in front of the chair.)

Actor 1: and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

(Actor 2 grabs some signs from the trunk. One saying SHEEP and the other saying GOATS. He places these signs on either side of the chair.)

Actor 1: (looking at Actor 2) You are doing such a good job!

Actor 2: (acting a little winded) Thanks! Are we done yet?

Actor 1: No, we have plenty more. 34"Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world.

(Actor 2 gets a sign from the trunk that says, YOUR INHERITANCE, THE KINGDOM and places it to the far right of the stage.)

Actor 1: 35For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat,

(Actor 2 grabs a TV dinner from the trunk and looks around… seeing there is no one to give it to he goes into the audience and gets a volunteer and bring them up on the stage and hands them the TV dinner to hold.)

Actor 1: (looking at Actor 2) Very good idea.

Actor 2: Thank you.

Actor 1: I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink,

(Actor 2 goes to the trunk and gets a can of soda and hands it to the volunteer.)

Actor 1: I was a stranger and you invited me in,

(Actor 2 grabs a sign from the trunk (with string attached) that says, STRANGER and places the sign around the volunteer’s neck and then gives him/her a hug.)

Actor 1: 36I needed clothes and you clothed me,

(Actor 2 grabs a sweater or jacket from the trunk and places it on the shoulders of the volunteer.)

Actor 1: I was sick and you looked after me,

(Actor 2 grabs a bandage and wraps it around the volunteer)

Actor 1: I was in prison and you came to visit me.'

(Actor 2 grabs a sign from the trunk that says, JAIL and hands it to the volunteer and hugs him/her.)

Actor 1: 37"Then the righteous will answer him,

(Actor 2 grabs a sign from the trunk that says, RIGHTEOUS and holds it in front of him and mimics what Actor 1 is about to read.)

Actor 1: 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?' 40"The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.'

Actor 1: You have done a great job!

Actor 2: Thank you. Are we finished?

Actor 1: Oh no, there’s more. 41"Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

(Actor 2 grabs a sign from the trunk that says, ETERNAL FIRE and places in on the stage at the far left.)

Actor 1: 42For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat,

(Actor 2 takes away the TV dinner from the volunteer and places it back in the trunk.)

Actor 1: I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink,

(Actor 2 takes away the soda from the volunteer and places it back in the trunk.)

Actor 1: 43I was a stranger and you did not invite me in,

(Actor 2 takes away the STRANGER sign and places it back in the trunk.)

Actor 1: I needed clothes and you did not clothe me,

(Actor 2 takes away the sweater and places it back in the trunk.)

Actor 1: I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.'

(Actor 2 takes away the bandages and the JAIL sign from the volunteer.)

Actor 1: 44"They also will answer,

(Actor 2 mimics what Actor 1 is about to read.)

Actor 1: 'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?' 45"He will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.' 46"Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life."

(Actor 1 then points that Actor 2 should walk over to the ETERNAL FIRE sign. Actor 2 shakes his/her head NO!)

Actor 1: Come on you neglected the hungry, the thirsty, the cold, the sick and those in prison. You have to go here!

(pointing to the sign)

Actor 2: I don’t want to go over there. I want to go over there!

(pointing to the other sign)

Actor 1: So you’re telling me that you are willing to follow what Jesus commanded us to do and that if we do it to one of these (point to volunteer) we are doing it for Him?

Actor 2: Yes, that exactly what I’m saying!

Actor 1: I’m proud of you. That’s what I want to do also. So, let’s go out into the world and follow God’s command together.

Actor 2: (looking to audience) Are you willing to join us?

Actor 1: Let us all follow His command.

(Exit the stage along with your volunteer.)


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The Pew

By Steve Conley

Scripture: None

Props: Two chairs

Cast: Two actors

(Actor 1 enters and sits in a chair facing the audience. Actor 2 enters and stands beside Actor 1 looking at him/her)

Actor 1: (Looking up to Actor 2) Oh, I’m sorry, do you need to get through?

Actor 2: I can see you are new here.

Actor 1: Yes, I am.

Actor 2: Welcome!

Actor 1: Thank you!

Actor 2: I hate to be rude but I really need to let you know that you are sitting in my space.

Actor 1: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know this was your space. Are you sure this is the right pew?

Actor 2: Yes, I’m very sure. I’ve been going here since I was a small child.

Actor 1: Wow, that long huh?

Actor 2: Oh yes, and I’ve been sitting in this same pew all my life. I can get to this pew blind folded.

Actor 1: Blind folded huh?

Actor 2: Yes.

Actor 1: That’s amazing.

Actor 2: So?

Actor 1: So, what?

Actor 2: Are you going to move so I can sit down?

Actor 1: I would but I can’t.

Actor 2: Why is that?

Actor 1: Because God led me here to this pew. I fully believe in following the will of God so I wouldn’t want to disappoint God and sit somewhere that He didn’t want me to sit.

Actor 2: Will of God?

Actor 1: Yes. The will of God.

Actor 2: I don’t believe it was His will to have you sit here.

Actor 1: Why do you think that?

Actor 2: Because I didn’t feel the Spirit leading me to move.

Actor 1: Really? I find that strange.

Actor 2: Why?

Actor 1: I feel God moving me all the time.

Actor 2: Well, God hasn’t moved me in years. Like I said, I’ve been in the same spot all my life.

Actor 1: Perhaps you should step out on faith and try it.

Actor 2: Try what?

Actor 1: Moving.

Actor 2: Move on faith?

Actor 1: Yes, sometimes He would like us to take that first step.

Actor 2: That just wouldn’t be the right thing to do.

Actor 1: To step out on faith?

Actor 2: Yes, faith has nothing to do with it.

Actor 1: I beg to differ. Faith has everything to do with it.

Actor 2: Listen, I know you are a visitor here so I know you wouldn’t want to start out on the wrong foot.

Actor 1: Oh no. I would never want to rock the boat. But sometimes God has us to go into uncharted waters. You know, to step out of our comfort zone.

Actor 2: Yes, I would agree, but...

Actor 1: Good, I’m glad you agree with me on that.

Actor 2: No, that’s not what I mean.

Actor 1: So what do you mean?

Actor 2: Well, I don’t know. I’m not sure I remember what we were talking about.

Actor 1: Stepping out.

Actor 2: Oh yes. You were going to move, right?

Actor 1: I can’t.

Actor 2: Oh yes, God told you to sit here.

Actor 1: Yes, He told me this pew was empty.

Actor 2: No, it’s never empty. This is where I sit.

Actor 1: Well...

Actor 2: You don’t mean?

Actor 1: I would never say that.

Actor 2: I didn’t think so.

Actor 1: Perhaps we should pray about it?

Actor 2: Pray about it? I don’t need to do that!

Actor 1: So you don’t pray?

Actor 2: Yes, I pray, but I don’t need to pray about this.

Actor 1: Well, what if you were to sit over there (pointing)?

Actor 2: I couldn’t do that. That’s Sister Sue’s seat.

Actor 1: Well what about over there (pointing)?

Actor 2: No, that’s Brother Bob’s seat!

Actor 1: Sounds like all the seats are taken. Now I know how Joseph and Mary felt.

Actor 2: No, there’s plenty of room.

Actor 1: I’m not sure about that. No faith, no stepping out, no prayer, no humility, and no room.

Actor 2: I’m not sure I understand just what you mean.

Actor 1: Well, you spoke about being blind folded.

Actor 2: Yes I did, but...

Actor 1: Perhaps you should remove the one you’re wearing?

Actor 2: I beg your pardon. I’m not...

Actor 1: No sir..., I beg your pardon.... I believe this is your seat.

(Actor 1 gets up and exits and Actor 2 sits down)

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Standing Strong

By Steve Conley

Scripture: None

Props: Bible, rope

Cast: Two actors

(Actor 2 is on stage doing some jumping jacks as Actor 1 enters)

Actor 1: Actor 2, what are you doing?

Actor 2: Working out.

Actor 1: Why?

Actor 2: Because God will honor us for standing strong. So I'm working out to get strong.

(Actor 2 lifting up arms to do shoulder presses)

Actor 1: (Waving their hand in front of their face or holding their nose) Oh, you’re getting strong all right!

Actor 2: I know, I'm feeling stronger with every rep I do.

Actor 1: Well how strong do you have to be to stand strong?

Actor 2: I'm not sure. I guess I could see if I'm strong enough right now.

(Actor 2 gets some kids from the audience and plays tug-a-war)

Actor 2: It appears that I need to workout some more. I'm just not there yet.

Actor 1: You might try using this.

(Actor 1 hands Actor 2 a Bible)

Actor 2: Thanks but I think I will stick with the weights.

Actor 1: You need to exercise the mind!

Actor 2: How will that help me to get strong?

Actor 1: What God is saying is that He will honor us for standing strong on values, God's values.

Actor 2: That's just like you. Always thinking about a value.

Actor 1: I'm talking about Godly values. The fruits of the Spirit come to mind. Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. We can find value in each one of these.

Actor 2: I'm talking about strength!

Actor 1: So am I. We can find strength in love. We can find strength in joy, peace, kindness self-control. In all of these...

Actor 2; Ok, I get it! The Bible says that God is my strength.

Actor 1: Right. (looks at audience) Honor God and He will honor you.

They exit.

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Saved!

By Steve Conley

Scripture: Eph. 2:8,9

Props: Phone

Cast: Actor 1 (A1), Actor 2 (A2)

(A1 is already on stage. A2 enters making a phone call)

A1: Who are you calling?

A2: Grace.

A1: Grace who?

A2: You know Grace. She lives down the street from you.

A1: Oh, that Grace. Why are you calling her?

A2: I need to call Grace so she can get in touch with Faith.

A1: Faith who?

A2: You know Faith. That’s Graces’ friend.

A1: So you’re calling Grace, so she can call Faith…

A2: So I can be saved.

A1: Saved from whom, from what?

A2: To get the gift!

A1: Gift?

A2: The gift of God.

A1: So you are calling Grace, to call Faith, to be saved and get the gift?

A2: Yep, I thought I might be able buy it, maybe get a job, but this seems to be the only way. He’s not hiring right now.

A1: He’s not.

A2: Yep, no works.

A1: Forgive me, but I think I’m a little bit confused.

A2: Sorry about the confusion.

A1: Well?

A2: Well what?

A1: Will you explain it to me?

A2: Ok, I was reading the Bible last night and I got to the part where it talks about how we need to be saved by Grace through Faith…

A1: Hold on!

A2: I thought you wanted…

A1: No need to finish. I already know what you are going to say and I want to correct you before you make a mistake.

A2: Well thanks!

A1: That is not what that means. Grace is not the girl down the street and faith is not her friend.

A2: Sure their friends. I’ve seen them together.

A1: No, what the Bible is speaking about is grace such as God’s grace. Let me explain it to you.

A2: Ok.

A1: When a person works an eight-hour day and receives a fair day's pay for his time, what is that called?

A2: That would be a wage.

A1: Good. When a person competes in a race and wins a trophy, what is that called?

A2: That would be a prize.

A1: Good. So, when a person receives recognition for his long service or high achievements, what is that called?

A2: An award?

A1: That’s great! But when a person is not capable of earning a wage, can win no prize, and deserves no reward - yet receives such a gift anyway - that is a good picture of God's unmerited favor. This is what a Christian means when we talk about the grace of God.

A2: But what about faith?

A1: Simple. Faith is the substance of things hoped for, and the sign that the things not seen are true.

A2: So even though I can’t see it I must believe it. I do that by faith.

A1: That’s right.

A2: But what about works?

A1: Well, God doesn’t want you to have to do anything. The verse says, “not buy works, o that no one can boast.” If you think you can do something that would earn you something you might boast about it. God doesn’t want you to do that. A gift is free and doesn’t cost you anything.

A2: So what is it that I accept?

A1: Him

A2: Him?

A1: Yes. God wants you to accept His Son. To believe by faith that God sent Jesus to this earth to live a sinless life and to die on a cross for our sins. You must accept that, believe that.

A2: Oh, I do!

A1: Here’s the good part. After three days had passed God raised Him from the dead and brought Him back to heaven where He is preparing a place for those who have accepted Him as Lord and Savior.

A2: But how do I do that? Accept Him?

A1: It’s simple. You must say a prayer, asking God to forgive your sins, repenting of your sins and believing what I have just told you.

A2: I would really like to do that.

A1: Well, we can do that right here. But you must do it. I can’t do it for you.

A2: Ok.

(Actors kneel and A2 prays to receive Christ)

A1: Congratulations!

A2: That felt great!

A1: Come with me and I’ll explain more about salvation and baptism.

(Actors exit)

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Jesus and the Samaritan woman

By Steve Conley

Scripture: John 4

Props: Microphone, bucket

Cast: Reporter, Samaritan woman

Reporter: Good evening ladies and gentleman. This Skipper Jones reporter for channel 7 news. I’m here in Samaria searching for a woman who supposedly came in contact with Jesus. Just to bring you up to date I’ll give you some background on the case. Jesus learned that the Pharisees had heard, “Jesus is baptizing and making more disciples than John”. So he left Judea to return to Galilee. He had to go through Samaria on the way. Eventually he came to the Samaritan village of Sychar, near the parcel of ground that Jacob gave to his son Joseph. Jacob’s well was there; and Jesus, tired from the long walk, sat wearily beside the well about noontime. Soon a Samaritan woman came to draw water, and....

Hold on here comes a woman now...

Reporter: Excuse me ma’am, Skipper Jones from Channel 7 news could I ask you a few questions?

Woman: Yes.

Reporter: Ma’am I’m looking for the woman who supposedly came in contact with Jesus at this well.

Woman: I am that woman.

Reporter: This is exciting. I’m standing here with the woman who came in contact with Jesus. Could you tell me a little bit about that day?

Woman: Yes. Jesus was sitting on the ground where you are standing and He asked if I would please give Him a drink.

Reporter: Where were his disciples?

Woman: Gone into the village to buy some food.

Reporter: It says here that you were surprised. Why?

Woman: Because Jews refuse to have anything to do with Samaritans.

Reporter: Then why did Jesus ask you for a drink?

Woman: That is what I asked him. I said, “You are a Jew, and I am a Samaritan woman. Why are you asking me for a drink?”

Reporter: It says here in my notes that He said, “If you only knew the gift God has for you and who I am, you would ask me, and I would give you living water.”

Woman: Yes. That is what He said.

Reporter: Ma’am. Have you ever heard of dead water?

Woman: Yes.

Reporter: Could you define the two?

Woman: Yes. Living water is active. Dead water is stagnate.

Reporter: Can you recall what happened next?

Woman: Yes. I told Him, “But sir, you don’t have a rope or a bucket and this is a very deep well. Where would you get this living water?

Reporter: It says here that you said, and I quote, “And besides, are you greater than our ancestor Jacob who gave us this well? How can you offer better water than he and his sons and his cattle enjoyed?”

Woman: Yes. That is what I said.

Reporter: Do you think that was an appropriate question to ask... Jesus?

Woman: I did not know it was Him at the time.

Reporter: Oh. (pause) It is also reported that Jesus said, “People soon become thirsty again after drinking this water. But the water I give them takes away thirst altogether. It becomes a perpetual spring within them, giving them eternal life.”

Woman: Yes. I asked Him, “Please, sir, give me some of that water! Then I’ll never be thirsty again, and I won’t have to come here to haul water.”

Reporter: But Jesus told you to go and get your husband. Did He not?

Woman: Yes.

Reporter: And is it true that you did not have a husband?

Woman: Yes. That is what I told Him.

Reporter: And in fact Jesus said, “You’re right! You don’t have a husband—for you have had five husbands, and you aren’t even married to the man you’re living with now.”

Woman: I told him, “you must be a prophet. So tell me, why is it that you Jews insist that Jerusalem is the only place of worship, while we Samaritans claim it is here at Mount Gerizim, where our ancestors worshiped?”

Reporter: Ah ha! It all comes down to worship doesn’t it?

Woman: What?

Reporter: Anyway. I have here that Jesus said, “Believe me, the time is coming when it will no longer matter whether you worship the Father here or in Jerusalem. You Samaritans know so little about the one you worship, while we Jews know all about him, for salvation comes through the Jews. But the time is coming and is already here when true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and in truth. The Father is looking for anyone who will worship him that way. For God is Spirit, so those who worship him must worship in spirit and in truth.” Is that true?

Woman: Yes. I told Him, “I know the Messiah will come—the one who is called Christ. When he comes, He will explain everything to us.”

Reporter: And what did He say?

Woman: He told me, “I who speak to you am He.”

Reporter: Well, there you have it. Did Jesus ever get His drink of water? I guess we’ll never know. One thing is for sure. This woman will never go thirsty again. I’m Skipper Jones for Channel 7 news.

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Triumph over temptation

By Steve Conley

(a reading)

Scripture: James 1:12-18

A1: Actor 1
A2: Actor 2
A1/A2: Actor 1 and 2 together

A1: I am blessed when I survive temptation

A2: When I am recognized I will receive my crown

A1: The Lord has promised

A2: A vow and covenant

A1/A2: Because we love Him.

A1: When temptation seeks to find me

A2: When temptation raps upon my door

A1: Is God within the midst of seduction?

A2: No, God cannot be tempted

A1: Nor will He bait a trap to seduce me

A2: My very own flesh is my seduction

A1: It draws me toward my desires

A2: Like a moth to a flame

A1: I am enticed by its grand parade of light

A2: If I reach for the flame I bring on the pains of labor

A1: I will give birth and name him sin

A2: And when he has grown he will bring forth death

A1: I must not answer

A2: The harder he knocks

A1: The more I must turn

A2: Listen, I must listen

A1: I hear a voice calling

A2: My beloved brethren

A1: Every good gift

A2: Every perfect gift

A1: Is from above

A2: It comes down

A1: It rains

A2: From the Father

A1: My father

A1/A2: Our Heavenly Father

A2: There is no variation

A1: Or shadow of turning

A2: He brought us forth

A1: His own will to do so

A2: By the word of truth

A1: That we might be firstfruits

A2: An offering

A1: To the Father

A2: My Father

A1/A2: Our Heavenly Father

A2: I am blessed when I survive temptation

A1: Victorious

A2: When I am recognized

A1: Standing on the center podium

A2: I will receive my crown

A1: My medal

A2: The Lord has promised

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It’s Just Money Honey

By Steve Conley

A1: Actor 1
A2: Actor 2

(A1 enters with some shopping bags. She’s exhausted and sits down in the chair. A2 is already seated.)

A1: Wow, I am exhausted! My dogs sure are barking!

A2: Why are you so tired? You were just going to the drug store to get some aspirin.

A1: I know and it’s a good thing I picked up some Dr. Scholl’s® inserts. If I hadn’t have done that, wow, my feet would be too tired to even work like feet!

A2: What do you mean picked up some inserts? What does that have to do with buying aspirin?

A1: Well honey, when you know you’re going to be on your feet for awhile you need a little more than aspirin. You need the cushiness of the doctor and boy are my feet gellin’!

A2: But you were just going to get aspirin, and look, it’s been 3 hours! Where did you go to get the aspirin? Did they stop selling it in Tennessee? Did you have to go across the border?

A1: No but I did go into Borders®. I bought some really great books.

A2: Books? What books? Why?

A1: Well, Borders was next door to World Bazaar® where I bought a great looking vase.

A2: Vase? Why?

A1: Well, I needed new vase so I could put the new plant in that I bought.

A2: What’s wrong with the other vases we have laying around the house? The vases that have nothing in them.

A1: Well, they didn’t match the new pillows that I bought.

A2: New pillows? Plants? A vase? Books?

A1; Yes and that’s not all…

A2: Hold on! Where did you get the money to pay for all of this?

A1: Money?

A2: Yes, money! You had to have money to buy all these things, right?

A1: Oh, we had the money. I checked our account before I left.

A2: No, no, no. We didn’t have the money.

A1: Yes we did. I looked at our balance. It said we had $534.00 in checking.

A2: No, we don’t. I had that money budgeted. It’s not really there.

A1: Oh it’s there. The little print out said it was there.

A2: Okay, wait. You need to pretend that it’s not there.

A1: Why do I need to do that when it said it was there?

A2: Because I’ve budgeted that money. It’s there, but it’s not really there.

A1: A2, here let me give you some aspirin. I don’t think you are feeling well.

A2: No I feel fine.

A1: Honey, it’s there. No need for pretending or acting.

A2: A1, I budget so much money every week for the different bills we have. Our checking account is kind of like a holding tank until those bills come due each month.

A1: Well, we still have time. It’s still there. Or was still there. You can just replace it.

A2: Replace it with what?

A1: When the rebate check comes in the mail we can take that money and put it back.

A2: Rebate? For what?

A1: Well, you know Gadget City is going out of business so I got in on the sale and bought a new underwater radio.

A2: Underwater radio? What are you planning on doing with an underwater radio?

A1: A2, you never know when you’re going to need these things!

A2: How are we ever going to get out of debt if we keep buying underwater radios?

A1: Did you buy one too?

A2: No! I’m just saying. We can’t keep spending what we don’t have!

A1: But we did have…

A2: I know, I know what you’re going to say and I don’t want to hear it! A1, we’ve got to learn to take some practical steps to spend smarter and make some personal goals to move us toward getting out of debt.

A1: I am totally with you on getting out of debt!

A2: Really?

A1: Yes. That’s why I bought you this book for $34.99 on how to set up a budget.

A2: What? Ah!

(A2 starts to exit)

A1: …And it comes with a DVD set that’s mailed to us every month for $54.95. A2? They bill monthly! A2? We can take the pretend money and pay for it! A2!

(A1 exits)

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How to be blessed by the Bible

By Steve Conley

Scripture: James 1:19-27

A1: Actor 1
A2: Actor 2

A1 enters with an 8 ball in one hand and a Bible in the other hand.

A1: (Shaking the 8 ball) God, will I have a blessed day? (looks down at the answer the 8 ball gives) Reply hazy, try again. (shaking the 8 ball asks again) God, will this be a blessed day? (looks at 8 ball) Concentrate and ask again) I’m beginning to think this thing is broken! God, how can I be blessed? (looks at 8 ball again) Are you kidding? Am I kidding? No I’m not kidding! I really need to know.

A2 enters.

A2: What are you doing with that thing?

A1: It’s an 8 ball. I’m asking it questions.

A2: Really?

A1: Yes, watch this. (speaking to 8 ball) 8 ball, am I a good person? (shaking and looking) Outlook so so.

A2: I can’t believe you are asking an 8 ball questions. Don’t you know that thing is just a toy? It’s not real!

A1: Yes, but I can get some quick answers.

A2: I’m finding it hard to believe you have an 8 ball in one hand and a Bible in the other and you’re looking for answers from a toy instead of the Bible.

A1: Oh, I look through the Bible also, but like I said, this is just the fast way.

A2: You can ask all day with that but you will not find God’s true answers or be able to receive His blessings from an 8 ball.

A1: Hey that was one of my questions. Will I be blessed?

A2: Well, you can be blessed by the Bible. Did you know that?

A1: How so?

A2: Did you know in America, Bibles are everywhere. Yet millions of people still miss the blessing of the Bible?

A1: Why?

A2: Because it's not automatic like that 8 ball. The Bible is a Book of blessing. It promises comfort, strength, hope, wisdom, joy, power, and purpose. But just because you have a Bible doesn't mean you're going to get the benefit from it.

A1: But I need the benefit!

A2: Listen; there are steps on how to be blessed by the Bible. Let me show you. First you need to receive God’s word. See, it says here in James 1:21, “Accept the Word planted in you.” If we're going to be blessed by the Word of God, first we must welcome the Word into our lives. We must be receptive. James says we must receive the word of God with the right attitude. He gives us four attitudes, be Careful. “Be quick to listen...” , (vs. 19) be Calm. “…and slow to become angry…” (vs. 19b) Be Clean. “…get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so prevalent…” (vs. 21) and be Compliant. “…humbly accept the Word of God planted in you” (vs. 21b)

A1: Hey you know me. I can do all of those things. I’m careful, I’m calm, I’m slow to anger, I’m rid of all moral filth and I’m humble!

A2: Hummm… yes, well we also need to reflect on God’s word like it says in verse 23. Here look in this mirror.

A2 hands A1 a mirror.

A1: Oh would you look at me!

A2: Humble huh?

A1: Ah, yes, I think so.

A2: James says (reading), “22Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says. 23Anyone who listens to the word but does not do what it says is like a man who looks at his face in a mirror 24and, after looking at himself, goes away and immediately forgets what he looks like.” You see, God's Word is like a mirror. The purpose of a mirror is to evaluate us. God says a mirror reflects what we're like on the outside. God's Word reflects what we're like on the inside. Here (handing A1 the Bible), I want you to read this part.

A1: Ok, “25But the man who looks intently into the perfect law that gives freedom, and continues to do this, not forgetting what he has heard, but doing it—he will be blessed in what he does.”

A2: There are three ways to reflect on the Word of God. Read it, review it and remember it!

A1: So, I need to focus my attention on the Word of God. Meditate on the Word of God, and memorize the Word of God.

A2: Yes, and like the good Book says, “he will be blessed in what he does.”

A1: In what “we” do.

A2: You’ve got it!

A1 (shakes 8 ball and asks) Will A2 buy me lunch? (looking at 8 ball) Yes, definitely!

A2: My sources say no!

A1 and A2 exit.

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God’s perspective on wealth and poverty

By Steve Conley

Scripture: James 1:9-11

A1: Actor 1
A2: Actor 2

A1 and A2 enter. A1 is looking at a piece of paper.

A1: Will you look at this! How can we afford this? It never fails, just when you think you’re at the top of the hill you get kicked back down again!

A1 looks at A2. A2 seems to be not paying attention.

A1: Are you listening to me? This is serious! I feel like I’m Jack rolling down the hill and I’ve broken my crown. A crown that I will never have!

A2: Trust me, I’m listening. I can’t help from it. You need to calm down a little bit.

A1: Calm down? Are we even on the same page? We do share the same fortune you know. Which appears to be going fast!

A2: You need to have a little more faith.

A1: Ok, here we go. What I need to have is a little more money! I bet Harvey and Jane never worry about any of this stuff.

A2: Now why do you mention Harvey and Jane?

A1: Have you seen the new car they have?

A2: Yes. Is that not the prettiest car you have ever seen?

A1: Yes, and I bet it came with a pretty price tag also. While we’re over here drowning in poverty they are on the cruise ship of wealth!

A2: Now you can’t say that. I’m sure they worked hard for that new car.

A1: Worked hard? Why Harvey has never lifted a finger to do anything. It just falls into his lap. That’s right, the lap of luxury!

A2: You know the Bible says we should glory in our exaltation.

A1: Oh, so I should boast about everything I don’t have? (yelling) Hey everyone, look at me! Look at how much I don’t have! Don’t you wish you could be like me?

A2: No, we should boast in being perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.

A1: I don’t know about perfect and complete but I sure got the lacking in nothing covered.

A2: Some day the one who lacks so much now will be brought up, exalted, to a place of completion and fullness. We should look forward to the future, not boasting in the present, but in what God is going to do.

A1: I know you’re right. But what ever happened to fairness? Why couldn’t we be more like Harvey and Jane?

A2: Well, I’m sure they have hard times just like we do. You know just as well as I do that Harvey and Jane have seen their share of troubles.

A1: True, but they always come out smelling like a rose. And have you seen the price of roses lately?

A2: Roses? What’s that?

A1: Ah, never mind that last statement.

A2: The Bible also says the rich should boast in their humiliation, because like the flower of the grass he will pass away. The rich appear to have no difficulties in life. What the Bible is saying is that they certainly do have trials as well.

A1: Oh the trials of being rich!

A2: These are the trials of being tempted to trust in one's wealth and believe that they are some kind of sign of one's eternal place or status. Riches will fade away, they will be temporary. Riches do not help one to receive what God has to offer, in fact, they may very well be a barrier to it.

A1: So, it is actually the rich man himself that fades away. He himself is changed from pride in his possessions to humility in recognizing his own spiritual poverty before God.

A2: Now I think you’re getting it!

A1: So, for the rich believer, his boasting is in the triumph of God over his delusion about his own true condition. He my be fooled into believing that his riches gave him a reason to think that he was spiritually rich. However, in the end, through his trials, it will become clear that God is the real and only life-giver, not riches.

A2: You are right again. So do you still feel like you would want to live in Harvey and Jane’s shoes?

A1: Well…..

A2: Really?

A1: No, not really. Harvey and Jane are good people. I just got caught up in the moment. I’d like to stay right here rolling down my own little hill.

A2: You know everything’s going to be ok. With God’s help we’ll get through this and come out better on the other side.

A1: How right you are.

A1 and A2 exit.

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How to be a wise person

By Steve Conley

Scripture: James 1:5-18

A1: Actor 1
A2: Actor 2

A1 enters wearing a cap and gown (graduation), wearing glasses and carrying an encyclopedia.

A1: (pacing slowly across the stage as in great thought) Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant, A man is wise with the wisdom of his time only, and ignorant with its ignorance. - Henry David Thoreau

A2: Enters carrying a plumbing fixture and a book.

A2: Honey, the sink has messed up again don’t you thin you should… (looks strangely at A1) What is this garb you have on?

A1: To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri Bergson

A2: What?

A1: How do I look?

A2: Do you really want to know?

A1: No need. Vision is the art of seeing the invisible. - Jonathan Swift

A2: I think someone gave you a swift knock on the head! Maybe we should take you to see the men in white coats and padded walls. Cause that’s exactly what I’m about to do if you do snap out of this vision!

A1: Ok, don’t get so excited! I can tell you’re not impressed.

A2: Impressed about what?

A1: Look at me.

A2: (stepping back) Ok.

A1: What do you see?

A2: A flash back from High School. You still look as goofy now as you did back then.
A1: Forget that! Does this not make me look smarter?

A2: Quite the opposite. Oh, and don’t let the kids see you in this. We’re trying to get them to graduation, not to run from it.

A1: That’s really funny. I can see already that my plan is working.

A2: What plan?

A1: In order for us to undergo trials we need special wisdom from God to face them. Thus, you get what you see, a man filled with wisdom.

A2: I see a man that should be wise enough to know better!

A1: Don’t shoot me down for trying.

A2: I applaud your effort but the way you are going about it is all wrong.

A1: And you have a better idea?

A2: I don’t, but God does. God wants to bring His children to maturity as spiritual adults. Wisdom is sometimes defined as "the right use of knowledge." It involves applying the truth that we know to the situations that we confront. And trust me; you should never confront anything looking like that!

A1: You know me. When I do something I do it right!

A2: (laughing) That statement shows your lack of wisdom! Understand that all wisdom centers in God. Without a knowledge of God, we can’t understand life’s circumstances. The right thing to do is to continually seek wisdom from God. There is no room here for self-sufficiency or spiritual pride.

A1: I understand what you’re saying but I thought I would just seek this one on my own. Besides, can you imagine how busy God is?

A2: You need to understand the character of God. He is a giving God. We need have no fear of rejection when we come to God for wisdom. He does not ridicule us. Our past failures are not brought up to shame us. Even if we come to Him looking like this. (point to outfit)

A1: So a proper view of the character of God as a giving God will encourage us in coming to Him for wisdom?

A2: Yes, but if we expect to receive the wisdom we need, we must come in faith. We must trust that God is able and willing to do as He has promised.

A1: But sometimes I feel like I’m under great deal of pressure!

A2: Sometimes we feel like the world is crashing down and we begin wondering if God really loves us, doing what’s best for us, and will He see us through as promised. We must fully rely in Him and come as His children asking Him to do as He promised. (pause) Do this for me; wave your arms back and forth.

(A1 holds his arms out and waves them like imitating a tree blowing in the wind.)

A1: Like this?

A2: Yes, the Bible says, one who doubts is like a wave of the sea. Waves are at the mercy of the wind. If our faith is not firmly placed in God we lack stability in life. For a time there is confidence and joy in God. Then, as trials come and persist, there is doubt and wavering. It is a life of instability. (pause) You can stop waving now.

A1: So this is how break dancing feels.

A2: Listen, we can be sure beyond a doubt that God will give wisdom for trials to those who ask of Him. We must ask in faith, believing that He is able and willing. That is the “plan” for us as believers.

A1: Ok, I understand what you’re saying. Sounds like a great plan to me and much better than mine!

A2: Good, but I’ve got another way you can gain wisdom and to be a wise person.

A1: Really, what’s that?

A2: (hands A1 a book) Read this book on plumbing and apply that wisdom to fixing the sink!

A1: Real funny… real funny!

A1 & A2 exit.

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Lord, I struggle

Lord, I struggle with time
Time and I we fight
It’s robbed me of my past
And stealing away my future

Lord, I struggle with faith
Faith and I we fight
It’s always been so weak
And has never let me down

Lord, I struggle with sin
Sin and I we fight
It’s forever on my mind
And forever friends with time

Lord, I struggle with hope
Hope and I we fight
It’s always at a distance
And constant companion to faith

Lord, I struggle
Struggle and I we fight
It’s there without my knowledge
And seeps in a little at a time

Lord, It’s good that you’re here
Cause I’d never win my fights
Faith and hope rule time and sin
My weakness, your strength
My distance, you’re closeness

Overcoming Trials and Problems

By Steve Conley

Scripture: James 1:2-12

A1: Actor 1
A2: Actor 2

A1 enters taking to God.

A1: Why God? I’ve been faithful! Why must you allow all of this to fall down on me? Why now? Did I not pray enough? Or read your Word enough? I thought I had this all figured out. I thought…

A2 enters.

A2: A1 I just heard. I’m so sorry.

A1: Thanks, but I’m having a really hard time understanding all of this.

A2: I can only imagine. Is there anything I can do?

A1: Can you make this nightmare go away?

A2: I wish I could.

A1: Can you at least explain all of this mess to me?

A2: I wish I could do that also, but I don’t have all the answers.

A1: Answers! I’ve been praying for answers and all I get is silence.

A2: Sometimes silence is all we need.

A1: Yeah, well I need answers. Where’s God when I need Him most?

A2: God is still here. He will never leave you. You know that.

A1: I know what I believe. I know God is here, but these trials and problems are simply overwhelming.

A2: “Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance.”

A1: (sarcastic) Wow! You’re sounding real Bible-ish aren’t you!

A2: It’s not my words, its God’s words… from the Bible.

A1: Pure joy? Where do I find joy in a time like this?

A2: From the One who gave you joy to begin with. You must be determined to allow God to work everything out. Faith develops perseverance.

A1: Perseverance? Faith? That’s easy for you to say. You’re not walking in my shoes.

A2: True, but there are many who have been where you are right now, and I know they would be willing to be there for you and help you get through this.

A1: I don’t need anyone right now. I can get through this on my own.

A2: “Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything.”

A1: Wow! You sure are handy with the Word. And now you’re telling me I’m acting immature about all of this.

A2: I’m sorry…, but that’s not what I trying to do at all. I’m just trying…

A1: I know. You’re just trying to be helpful.

A2: You’ve never gone through this before. That’s where the immaturity lies. Many of us are immature when it comes to something like this. Mature simply means developed or advanced and I know you, nor myself included, could ever be ready for something like this. That’s where our immaturity comes from.

A1: So what should I do?

A2: Seek wisdom from God through prayer. Seek wisdom from others who have walked this road before you. God says, you should ask and He will give it to you.

A1: But the pain!

A2: I know it must hurt, but you’ve got to persevere. I’ll help you and be there for you and I know many others will also. You will get through this.

A1: Deep down I know it. Deep down I know what to do.

A2: We’ll do it together. “Blessed is the man who perseveres under trial, because when he has stood the test, he will receive the crown of life that God has promised to those who love Him.”

A1 & A2 exit.

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Crazy Love

By Steve Conley

(Person 1 comes rushing into the room)

Person 1: Person 2 I just did the craziest thing you have ever seen!

Person 2: Really? What is it?

Person 1: Guess.

Person 2: Okay, you ran outside without your coat on?

Person 1: No, although that’s pretty insane though. Think more in line of a radical God thing.

Person 2: Alright, you said the Pledge of Allegiance and kept the words “under God” in it?

Person 1: No, but that’s awesome! Okay, I can’t wait, I’ve got to tell you. …I’m so excited!!

Person 2: What? You’re killing me!!

Person 1: I left a Bible tract in the bathroom stall at Wal-Mart!

Person 2: No way!

Person 1: Yes, way!

Person 2: You’re so brave!

Person 1: I know. But when you are crazy in love with Jesus you will do anything!!

Person 2: I’m with you sister! Just yesterday when I was eating lunch at Mickey D’s, I prayed before I dug in to my quarter pounder!

Person 1: Whoa! You prayed in a restaurant?

Person 2: Yes! I bowed my head and everything. I just thought to myself… I’m going for it!

Person 1: Did anyone see you?

Person 2: Oh yea! This little kid playing in the kid’s area. Looked right to the window at me! He even made a face at me!

Person 1: Ahhh, you’re kidding?

Person 2: Yeah, ya know. Sometimes you just gotta suffer for Jesus. Pick up your cross even if someone makes fun of you.

Person 1: That’s crazy!

Person 2: You better believe that’s crazy!

Person 1: I remember the time when I fell in love with God. How everything in my life seemed to change. That’s exactly how lives should change, if we truly fall in love with God.

Person 2: The problem with some Christians is they need to realize who God is, how "crazy" his love for us is. Because when you're crazy in love with someone, it changes everything in your life.

Person 1: My life changed! I would have never left a tract in the bathroom if I had not been changed like that.

Person 2: You know it!

Person 1: A lot of people live caught up in themselves. It's crazy that they think today is just a normal day to do whatever we want with. Do they live with the idea that perhaps today they might die? Life is all about God and not about us at all.

Person 2: That’s exactly what I was talking about to my small group. God is numero uno!

Person 1: What would that group do without you?

Person 2: Go on.

Person 1: You are so the man!

Person 2: It’s all about me baby! All about me!

Person 1: They’re so lucky.

Person 2: Ya know. The greatest good on this earth is God. Period. I try and tell them do you believe that God is the greatest thing you can experience in the whole world?

Person 1: Hopefully they’ll get it one day!

Person 2: Like-you-and-I!

Person 1: Remember the parable of the soils. People shouldn’t assume they are good soil! Most American churchgoers have thorns that choke any seed that is in them.

Person 2: Listen, a relationship with God simply cannot grow when money, sin, activities, favorite sports teams, addictions, or commitments are piled on top of it.

Person 1: Money! We give, we tithe!

Person 2: When we can!

Person 1: And Sin?

Person 2: Under the rug!

Person 1: Activities? We have no activities!

Person 2: We’re too busy doing everything else to have activities!

Person 1: And sports teams?

Person 2: We’ll, everyone knows you can make an exception every once in awhile.

Person 1: Addictions?

Person 2: Just say no!

Person 1: Commitments?

Person 2: You, my dear, are my only commitment!

Person 1: Jesus clearly states over and over he wants all or nothing.

Person 2: We can not give him leftovers, we can’t give him only what doesn't hurt us or only what doesn't put us at risk. Leftovers are for lunch not for Jesus!

Person 1: You were so brave praying at lunch the other day.

Person 2: (looking humbled) I know.

Person 1: We need to tell the world that when you're crazy in love with someone, it changes everything.

Person 2: God wants us to trust Him. He wants to show us how He works and cares for us. He doesn't call us to be comfortable. He calls us to trust Him so completely that we are unafraid to put ourselves in crazy situations. Just like you Person 1. What if someone had seen you leave that tract? They might have attacked you right there in the bathroom stall!

Person 1: Listen, if that glass had not been there separating you and that little boy… well, I’d hate to think what might have happened.

Person 2: Ya know, Christians should be obsessed with Jesus. They should care more about the Kingdom more than our own lives being shielded from pain or distress. They should live their lives connected with the poor…

Person 1: …we’ve watched the TV commercials!

Person 2: We do things that don't make sense in terms of success or wealth…

Person 1: …we bought the big house because we like to entertain our Christian friends and needed the extra room.

Person 2: We seek humility…

Person 1: …we are so humble.

Person 2: We take joy in loving people. We are known as givers…

Person 1: …I give my time! I go to church on Sunday! And you didn’t even make change in the offering plate last Sunday!

Person 2: I know. Something inside me said, “Person 2, let that quarter go.”

Person 1: We should be committed to live each day as if it is our last before we meet Jesus. Everyone should view a bathroom stall as a battleground!

Person 2: I wish everyone had that kind of crazy love like we have.

Person 1: I wish that to Person 2. I wish that to.

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Numb

I seek you and long to be held
I feel helpless liken a small child
Embraced because I need to feel you
Feel your strength bounding my weakness

Hold close my empty heart
Fill it with warmth and love
Be my shelter from this storm
Cover me from this rain

I feel numb, dazed, confused
I’m young and lost and scared
Out of body, looking down
Balled up on the floor

Search for me, call for me
Let me hear your voice
Give me something I can feel
Something my sight can enjoy

The Law List

By Steve Conley

Person 1 enters. Person 2 is already on set watching TV.

Person 1: So what are you watching?

Person 2 is in a daze while watching the TV. They don’t hear Person 1.

Person 1: (Louder) Person 2! What are you watching?

Finally Person 2 hears Person 1.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: What are you watching?

Person 2: The TV silly!

Person 1: Funny. You’re real funny!

Person 2: What do I watch everyday at this time?

Person 1: Captain Kangaroo?

Person 2: Now who’s funny?

Person 1: I know, everyday it’s, When the Earth Moves…

Person 2: As The World Turns!

Person 1: Whatever!

Person 1 walks over and gets a sheet of paper and pen and begins to write.

Person 1: You shall not have no other God’s before me.

Person 2: What? What are you talking about? What are you writing?

Person 1: Just making you a little check list.

Person 2: What kind of check list?

Person 1: (Pointing to the TV) I believe that could be classified as a carved image.

Person 2: Are you making a law list?

Person 1: Sometimes we need people to show us our faults. God has called me to mission. You, Person 2, are not living for God’s approval!

Person 2: Why you! I’ll tell you what I think…

Person 1: You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.

Person 2: Don’t forget you shall not murder!

Person 1: Hold on there. You need to calm down. (Person 1 grabs his Bible) Proverbs 29:22 says, “An angry man stirs up dissension, and a hot-tempered one commits many sins.”

Person 2: Then you better get another sheet of paper because you are about to do a lot of writing. That is if you will be able to!

Person 1: Hey, don’t get mad at me if you can’t follow the rules.

Person 2: Oh, and you can?

Person 1: Well, I don’t mean to brag but…

Person 2: …where did you get that pen?

Person 1: Pen?

Person 2: Yeah, that pen you’re writing with?

Person 1: Ah, well I don’t know. I mean I don’t remember.

Person 2: You shall not steal!

Person 1: Whoa, are you calling me a thief?

Person 2: I think I better start my own list.

Person 2 grabs the paper and pen from Person 1

Person 1: Well listen, Mr. Bentley can afford another pen. Matter of fact he’s not going to miss that at all with all the money he has.

Person 2: (Writing) You shall not covet your neighbor’s house.

Person 1: Wait! I didn’t covet!

Person 2: That had covet written all over it! (Showing the list to Person 1) Look, do you want to see?

Person 1: (Turning away) I don’t want to see anything!

Person 2: (Picks up the Bible and reads) Matthew 12:22, “Then they brought him a demon-possessed man who was blind…”

Person 1: Demon-possessed?!

Person 2: Hey, don’t get mad at me if you can’t follow the rules.

Person 1: Follow the rules? I’m very good at following. And I don’t think I’m seeing the respect for your man that Paul talked about. You’re an Old and New Testament rule breaker! You’re just not good enough!

Person 2: Are you serious? Mr. straight and narrow! Mr. I walk through the eye of the needle! Mr. I’ve never broke one so I’ve never broke none! Let me tell you. YOU sir, are just not good enough!

Person 1 and Person 2 begin to wrestle over the list, pulling and tugging, until finally Person 1 says…

Person 1: That’s it! I’m getting out of here!

Person 2: Where are you going?

Person 1: To do some good works. I need to balance out my law list!

Person 2: Hold on I’m going with you!

They exit.

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What does it take?

So what does it take to open up?
What does it take to turn your head?
Life is life and never changes
It just goes on whether living or dead.

Legacy’s forge of blood and sweat
To help those in need is memories cry
Storing up treasure in steel and stone
To only help self is how memories die.

When do you decide to get serious?
About the time it’s too late?
Time can be your friend or foe
Can be productive or a waste.

Seek to serve Him with all you have
Open up your heart and head!
The life you change could be your own
Life worth living lives on when dead.